Well folks, Kim Jong Il is dead. We honor Kimmy with some of our infamous Demotivational Posters, and with a bit of a biography on him that includes some of the craziest facts about him and his life, thanks to the well-oiled propaganda machine he ran. These are all true.
Mickey Jax is finally back with his latest installment of The Intellectual Situation, to school me on some previous ignorant comments I made, where I wondered aloud to Mickey if Newt Gingrich was starting to sound reasonable as a candidate — Mickey took no mercy on this poor soul.
“The perfect woman is a higher type of human than the perfect man, and also something much more rare.” – Friedrich Nietzsche. http://amplify.com/u/a1krj8
We have them. We have them, indeed. Well, maybe not have them, “have them” – because that would be highly illegal and Playboy would sue the shit out of me – but we do have some links to them. It’s the Lindsay Lohan leaked photos from her most recent Playboy photo shoot where she honors Marylin Monroe by getting naked, much in the same way a prostitute would.
Adam Carolla just destroyed the Occupy Wall Street (OWS) Generation, with the most sublime and legendary haters’ rant. It’s like drinking from a chalice full of Haterade. http://amplify.com/u/a1jtek
Here you have it, my procrastination minions. Another Top 10 to help you in your daily unproductivity endeavors. Part 1 of our two-part installment on the most annoying and worst kinds of people that inhabitate the world of social networking — meaning Facebook and Twitter.
Humans suck. It’s true. I had a stressful week at work – hence the lack of posts. I’m genuinely starting to get this funny feeling that this lawyer thing is to happiness, what Justin Bieber is to manliness.